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Work Virus Warning

Subject: Virus Warning LOL
Date: Wed, 1 Sep 1999 08:47:33 +1200

Subject: : Virus Warning

Warning

         There is a new virus going around, called
         "work." If you receive any sort of "work" at all,
         whether via email, internet or simply handed to
         you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.

         This has been circulating around our
         building for months and those who have been
         tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have
         found that their social life is deleted and their
         brain ceases to function properly.

         If you do encounter "work" via email or are
         faced with any "work" at all, then to purge the
         virus, send an email to your boss with the words
         "I’ve had enough of your crap... I’m off to the
         pub." The "work" should automatically be forgotten
         by your brain. If you receive "work" in paper-
         document form, simply lift the document and drag
         the "work" to your garbage can. Put on your hat
         and coat and skip to the nearest bar with two
         friends and order three pints of beer (or rum
         punch). After repeating this action 14 times, you
         will find that "work" will no longer be of any
         relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo" was the
         greatest cartoon ever.

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