- TOP 19 THINGS A WIFE WON'T SAY....
Subject: TOP 19 THINGS A WIFE WON'T SAY....
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 1999 00:14:32 +1300
TOP 19 THINGS A WIFE WON'T SAY....
- I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
- Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
- I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy.
- Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
- That was a great fart Do another one.
- I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
- You're so sexy when you're hung over.
- I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
- Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
- Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
- I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.
- Honey.. our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see.
- I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
- Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs.
- Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a rack of beer, a few joints, and 'll invite my friend Heather over and we'll have a threesome.
- Christ, not the fucking mall again. Come on, let's go to that new strip joint.
- God.. if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust.
- I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya...
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