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Miscellaneous Facts

Subject: Facts
Date: Sat, 2 Oct 1999 11:15:40 +1200

*If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!)
*If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
*The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
*A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!)
*Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing!)
*Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex for pleasure. (What's the deal with the pigs?)
*On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
*The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....)
*You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
*Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
*Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
*You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
*Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
*A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
*The flea can jump 350 times its body length, It's like a human umping the length of a football field.
*A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. (Creepy!)
*The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home, what the........)
*Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig...quality over quantity!)
*Butterflies taste with their feet.
*Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
*After reading all these, all I can say is "Damn Pigs"

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