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Marriage Test

Sent: Wednesday, 2 June 1999 1:28 p.m.
Subject: Fw: Fw: The marriage test

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He  decides to give them a test.
He gives each woman  a present of $5000 and watches to see what
they do with the  money.

The first does  a total makeover.  She goes to a fancy beauty
salon, gets her hair  done, new make up and buys several new outfits and
dresses up very nicely for  the man.  She tells him that she has done
this to be more attractive for  him because she loves him so much.  The man
was impressed.

The second goes shopping to  buy the man gifts.  She gets him a
new set of golf clubs, some new  gizmos for his computer, and some
expensive clothes.  As she presents  these gifts, she tells him that she
has spent all the money on him because  she loves him so much.  Again,
the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock  market.  She earns
several times the $5000.  She gives him  back his $5000 and reinvests
the remainder in a joint account. She tells him  that she wants to save
for their future because she loves him so much.  Obviously, the man was

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done
with the  money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.

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