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Subject: Fwd: Fw: emoticons...
Date: Tue, 17 Oct 2000 19:05:52 NZDT

We all know those cute little computer symbols called

     :)    means a smile and
     :(    is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by
     :-)   and
     :-(   respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"?
Here goes:
   (_!_)      a regular ass

   (__!__)    a fat ass

   (!)        a tight ass

   (_*_)      a sore ass

   {_!_}      a swishy ass

   (_o_)     an ass that’s been around

   (_x_)     kiss my ass

   (_X_)     leave my ass alone

   (_zzz_)    a tired ass

   (_o^^o_)   a wise ass

   (_E=mc2_)   a smart ass

   (_$_)     Money coming out of his/her ass

   (_?_)   Dumb Ass

 oo*"           "*o.o*"        "*o.
 .o"                   ’o"                 "o
 o                      o                    *o
 .o                       o                       ’o
 o                         o                        o.
 o                          o                         o
 o                          o/                       o
                            --0--                       o
 o.                         /o                        o
 o                           o                         o
 o                           o                          o
 o                           o                       oo
 oo                         o                       oo
 oo.                       oo                    oo
 ’ooo.                  .oo.                 ooo
 o ""oo,,        ,,oO-’Oo,       ,,,,,oo"o
 o.         """"""    oo       """""        o
 ’o                     oo                     o’
  o                     oo                    o
 ’o                     o                    o*
 o                     o                   o
 o                     o                  o
 o                    o                 o
 o                    o                 o
 o                    o                 o
 o                    o                 o

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