Sent: Wednesday, February 24, 1999 8:12 AM
Subject: [lfc] Fw: A must read for haters of chain letters!! (fwd)
THE SEVEN BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
Chain Letter Type 1:
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Make a wish!!!
Really, go on and make one!!!
Oh please.... they'll never go out with you!!!
Wish something else!!!
Not that, you moron!!!
Something else! Quick!!!
Is your finger getting tired yet?
STOP!!!!
Wasn't that fun? Hope you made a great wish.
Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you
don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be attacked by a
mad goat and then thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. it's true!
Because, you know, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS
one is TRUE!!Really!!!
Here's how it goes:
*Send this to 1 person: One person will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*5-10 people: 5-10 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*10-20 people: 10-20 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*20 to 674, 951 people: 20 to 674, 951 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
Chain Letter Type 2
Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Remember, we have no way of counting letters sent and this is all bull. So go on, reach out, Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly. Thanks again!!
Chain Letter Type 3
Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is
absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as
many
little 8 year olds writing chain letters. So this is how it works. Pass
this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you
like:
Stupid Horror Story #1
Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently
received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the
sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of
poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty,
she died. This Could Happen To You!!!
Stupid Horror Story #2
Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored
it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his girlfriend. They
both died. Their families were so upset that everyone related to them (even by
marriage) went crazy and spent the rest of their miserable lives in an
institution. This Could Happen To You!!!
Remember, you could end up like Pinsley and Bip did. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and
everything will be OK.
Chain Letter Type 4:
As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends.
Friends
Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll be eaten by wild goats.
Chain Letter Type 5
This e-mail is wicked-cool! It was started by Microsoft to test its
e-mail tracking system because, you know, a big high-tech company like Microsoft
always sends important new software out over the internet to be available to any
moron who can operate a computer, right? Plus, they have formed a secret merger
with Disney Corp., who has agreed to give up millions of dollars in revenue by
giving everyone who reads this e-mail, passes it on, looks at it, knows someone
that looked at it, or is related to someone who is a friend of someone who
looks at it A FREE, ALL-EXPENSES-PAID TRIP to Disneyland, DisneyWorld, or
EuroDisney! So pass this on to everyone you know that is gullible enough to
believe this (or not)! Even if it's not true, hey ---insulting all of your
friends by implying that they are gullible by sending this to them is worth the
improbable chance that you could go to Disneyland! Even if you lose all of your friends
because they are tired of receiving this kind of junk from you, it's worth the
chance, right? And just for good measure, if you don't send this on, Microsoft
will send its specially trained attack-goats to pilfer your house and eat all of
your family, SO SEND IT ON!!!!!
Chain Letter Type 6:
VIRUS WARNING!!!
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete itimmediately. Do
not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything
on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet
of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It
reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and
uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will
re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your ice cream
melts and your milk curdles. It will program your phone AutoDial to call only
your mother-in-law's number. So be careful! Forward this to all of your
friends, relatives, neighbors, family, enemies, plumbers, garbagemen, stock
brockers,
doctors, and any other acquaintances! It's for their own good!
Thankyou.
Chain Letter Type 7:
Here is a cute picture I drew.
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~~~~ It is a decapitated angel. Send it on to all of your friends so it will brighten their day like it did yours! If you don't, demon-possessed goats will move into your house and eat all of your socks, leading you to believe that something is wrong with your washing machine because all of your socks keep disappearing. Have a nice day!!!
There it's over. Do whatever the hell you want with this.......
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