- Creative Bumper Stickers
Sent: Saturday, 29 April 2000 8:53 a.m.
Subject: Fw: Creative Bumper stickers lol
- If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
- Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings."
- Practice Safe Sex. Go Screw Yourself.
- It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now.
- "Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point."
- If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
- Thank You For Smoking Pot.
- Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That.
- Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
- Constipated people don't give a crap.
- If you drink, don't park--accidents cause people.
- Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
- My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.
- To all you virgins: Thanks for nothing.
- If at first you don't succeed...blame someone else and seek counseling.
- If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
- Horn broken...watch for finger.
- Honk If You Love Rear End Collisions!
- You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
- The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
- I Have The Body Of A God......Buddha.
- This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
- So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
- Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
- If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
- The Face Is Familiar, But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.
- Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
- Illiterate? Write For Help.
- Honk If Anything Falls Off.
- Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
- Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.
- I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
- I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
- If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
- Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
- Necrophillia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.
- Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
- Boldly going nowhere
- CAT: The other white meat
- Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
- Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window
- If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets
- WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
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