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The Alcholics Prayer

Our lager which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
They will be drunk
I will be drunk
I will get drunk
At home as I do in taverns
Give us this day our frothy head
Forgive us our spillages as we forgive those who spill against us
Lead us not into incarcertation and deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer the lager and the bitter
Forever and ever


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