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The following is a collection of some of the best joke emails that I have received over time.

WARNING: Content in many of these message may offend some viewers, if you are easily offended this page is not for you I suggest you check out some of the other pages on howden.net.nz.

If you hate getting chain letters this one is for you - For Haters of Chain Mail

Alcohol Related

• Consumption of Alcohol Warning
• The Alcholics Prayer
• Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk...
• Your New Years Resolution

Computer Related

• Animator vs Animation (Requires Flash to view)
• Emoticons
• Girlfriend 3.1
• If God Had a PC
• Is Windows a Virus
• Is Your Computer Male of Female
• Printer Not Working
• One of the biggest email hoaxes of the nineties...The Letter From Bill Gates
• Virus Warning
• Why BSD is superior to Linux
• Work Virus Warning

Insanity

• How to annoy people
• How to drive a Forecourt Attendant Mad
• The most annoying email you could ever receive
• Things to do in a Lift
• What to do when your co-workers are on holiday

Man and Woman Jokes

• A Male and a Female lost in the desert
• Eve
• Female Hormones in Beer
• Getting Married
• How to impress a woman
• Male and Female Stages of Life
• Marriage Test
• Moods of a Woman and a Man
• TOP 19 THINGS A WIFE WON'T SAY....
• Who is Perfect? Man or Woman
• Woman

Miscellaneous

• Are your glasses clean
• Create your own Jerry Springer Show (Does not work in Internet Explorer if scripted Windows are disabled)
• Creative Bumper Stickers
• How to get out of a speeding fine
• Letter to God
• McDonalds Job Application
• Medical Test (Requires Microsoft Word to view)
• Miscellaneous Facts
• Santa's Bad Day
• Some Very Simple Advice
• The Monday Test
• What not to say to a traffic policeman
• What Pets Do When You Are Away
• Your Ideal Job (Requires Microsoft Excel to view)